I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.