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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I was the real Stig...
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.