I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.