sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.