wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I read the down voted posts

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.