Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.