Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.