Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I cant ride a bike

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.