I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I gotta get down of Friday

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.