- Things You Think Only You Do

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Ur mum

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

test how many stares you can scale in one step

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I gotta get down of Friday

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.