not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.