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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.