Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I read the down voted posts

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.