At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Poo really loud

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Boinked my neighbor

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.