- Things You Think Only You Do

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

make south park refferences every day

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.