as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.