- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I read the down voted posts

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.