turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.