- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Poo really loud

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.