Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.