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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.