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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.