- Things You Think Only You Do

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I gotta get down of Friday

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I chew my ice cream.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.