Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I was the real Stig...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.