When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Tear up when I poop

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.