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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.