- Things You Think Only You Do

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

blink

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Poo really loud

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.