brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.