- Things You Think Only You Do

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.