You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.