- Things You Think Only You Do

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Poo really loud

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.