- Things You Think Only You Do

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

make south park refferences every day

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I gotta get down of Friday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.