When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.