I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I mean Diana Ross.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.