Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.