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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Do somthing only you do

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.