I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.