- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.