You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Do somthing only you do

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.