make south park refferences every day

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Make up a song to yourself.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.