Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.