- Things You Think Only You Do

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I was the real Stig...

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.