- Things You Think Only You Do

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.