You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.