Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Mayada stupid

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.