i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.