Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Poo really loud

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.