Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Be a loner at school

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.