Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.