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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.