Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Mayada stupid

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.