Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.