I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Be a loner at school

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.