When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I read the down voted posts

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.