Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I cant ride a bike

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.