Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.