I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Tear up when I poop

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.