At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Poo really loud

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Boinked my neighbor

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I gotta get down of Friday

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.