Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.