I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.