make south park refferences every day

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I was the real Stig...

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.