Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I mean Diana Ross.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.