I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Courtesy flush.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.