Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Courtesy flush.

fap

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

make south park refferences every day

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.