sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I mean Diana Ross.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.