whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Do somthing only you do

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.