- Things You Think Only You Do

Mayada stupid

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Tear up when I poop

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.