sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.