When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I chew my ice cream.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.