- Things You Think Only You Do

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I Masturbate Daily.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.