Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Mayada stupid

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.