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Sitting down in the shower
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.