I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Tear up when I poop

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.