- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I read the down voted posts

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.