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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.