Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Be a loner at school

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.