- Things You Think Only You Do

Be a loner at school

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

listen to madonnas new album

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.