I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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fap

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Courtesy flush.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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make south park refferences every day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I was the real Stig...

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.