- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.