- Things You Think Only You Do

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Be a loner at school

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.