Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.