Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I mean Diana Ross.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.