- Things You Think Only You Do

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.