Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.