DIY LOL
Parent Failure
Scumbag Steve
Spoiled Photos
Tattoo Failure
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
…
Next ›
Last »
i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Be a loner at school
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-47
I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-49
Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
thumb_up
thumb_down
-51
Poo really loud
thumb_up
thumb_down
-51
Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-53
« First
‹ Prev
…
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.