Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Be a loner at school

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.