send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I gotta get down of Friday

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.