- Things You Think Only You Do

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I chew my ice cream.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.