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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I piss in the bed every night
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.