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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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Poo really loud
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.