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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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Poo really loud
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Boinked my neighbor
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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