Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Being fat

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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make south park refferences every day

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.