When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I scratch and sniff.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.