- Things You Think Only You Do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Tear up when I poop

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Be a loner at school

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.