- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I chew my ice cream.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Tear up when I poop

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.