When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.