Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Mayada stupid

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.