- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Tear up when I poop

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.