Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.