- Things You Think Only You Do

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.