Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.