i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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make south park refferences every day

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I was the real Stig...

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.