- Things You Think Only You Do

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.