If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.