Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.