- Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

only read the short jokes on this website

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Ur mum

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.