Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Courtesy flush.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.