I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.