on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.