- Things You Think Only You Do

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

fall asleep in the shower.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Ur mum

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.