Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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make south park refferences every day

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.