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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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make south park refferences every day
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.