I have a phobia of incest

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I chew my ice cream.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.