that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.