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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Sometimes I toot.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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