Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.