that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I gotta get down of Friday

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I chew my ice cream.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.