I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.