- Things You Think Only You Do

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

The older I get the more honest I get

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I chew my ice cream.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.