- Things You Think Only You Do

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Thinking your life is a movie...

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.