- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.