- Things You Think Only You Do

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

make south park refferences every day

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.