I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.