get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.