make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I read the down voted posts

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.