I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.