- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Be a loner at school

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

fall asleep in the shower.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.