after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.