Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.