see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Do somthing only you do

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.