Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Picking my nose.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Being fat

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.