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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Be a loner at school
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.