- Things You Think Only You Do

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

k. everyone

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.