I wonder if sport games are rigged?

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I chew my ice cream.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.