- Things You Think Only You Do

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Be a loner at school

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.