Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.