I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

blink

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Ur mum

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.