shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.