- Things You Think Only You Do

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Sitting down in the shower

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.