- Things You Think Only You Do

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.