When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Tear up when I poop

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.