Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Do somthing only you do

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.