- Things You Think Only You Do

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Poo really loud

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.