Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.