Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.