- Things You Think Only You Do

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I chew my ice cream.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.