- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.