see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I sleep in my underpants every single night

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Do somthing only you do

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.