- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I read the down voted posts

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.