When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.