I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.