When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Make up a song to yourself.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.