- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I read the down voted posts

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.