log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I scratch and sniff.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Tear up when I poop

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.