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Sometimes I toot.
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.