- Things You Think Only You Do

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Be a loner at school

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.