when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I cant ride a bike

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.