You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I mean Diana Ross.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Tear up when I poop

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.