Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I was the real Stig...

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Make up a song to yourself.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.