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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Be a loner at school
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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fall asleep in the shower.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.