sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I was the real Stig...

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.