At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.