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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Tear up when I poop
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.