- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to eat bath bubbles

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.