- Things You Think Only You Do

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Thinking your life is a movie...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.