Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I **** with no hands.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.