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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.