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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I cant ride a bike

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.