Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Ur mum

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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fap

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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make south park refferences every day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.