Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.