- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Videotape my mother in the shower.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.