- Things You Think Only You Do

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I Masturbate Daily.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

make south park refferences every day

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.