Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I read the down voted posts

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Courtesy flush.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.