I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I scratch and sniff.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

I mean Diana Ross.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.