- Things You Think Only You Do

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.