I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.