When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.