You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I read the down voted posts

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.