- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I read the down voted posts

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.