When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.