- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I hit the frig after sex

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes I toot.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.