Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.