I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Poo really loud

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.