I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I hit the frig after sex

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Do somthing only you do

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.