if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Poo really loud

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.