When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.