Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I read the down voted posts

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Poo really loud

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.