When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

thumb_up thumb_down +5

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I mean Diana Ross.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.