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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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I cant ride a bike
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.