- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.