- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Do somthing only you do

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.