When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I cant ride a bike

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Ur mum

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.