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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I gotta get down of Friday
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.