- Things You Think Only You Do

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.