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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.