When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.