Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.