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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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I chew my ice cream.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.