When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Do somthing only you do

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.