when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.