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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Picking my nose.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.