- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I chew my ice cream.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.