I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.