Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.