Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.