- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.