- Things You Think Only You Do

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I read the down voted posts

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.