- Things You Think Only You Do

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I mean Diana Ross.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.