Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.