Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

listen to madonnas new album

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Courtesy flush.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

make south park refferences every day

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.