Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.