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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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listen to madonnas new album
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I Masturbate Daily.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Make up a song to yourself.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.