- Things You Think Only You Do

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

only read the short jokes on this website

fall asleep in the shower.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.