get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I chew my ice cream.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.