When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.