- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.