Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I chew my ice cream.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Tear up when I poop

Do somthing only you do

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.