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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.