When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Ur mum

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.