I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Do somthing only you do

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Be a loner at school

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.