Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Do somthing only you do

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.