- Things You Think Only You Do

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Poo really loud

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.