- Things You Think Only You Do

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I chew my ice cream.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.