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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Do somthing only you do
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.