- Things You Think Only You Do

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Ur mum

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Picking my nose.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

try to give your friends spirit animals

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

make south park refferences every day

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.