Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Be a loner at school

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.