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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.