Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Ur mum

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.