Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I read the down voted posts

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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blink

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.