When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.