When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.