fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I read the down voted posts

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.