I sleep in my underpants every single night

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.