- Things You Think Only You Do

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.