When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.