Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.