- Things You Think Only You Do

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.