Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.