When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.