Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Do somthing only you do

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.