Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.