Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Do somthing only you do

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.