Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Ur mum

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.