- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Sometimes I toot.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.