- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Courtesy flush.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.