Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.