I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.