Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I chew my ice cream.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Sleep with pillow between legs

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.