I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I read the down voted posts

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.