Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.