Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.