Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Go for a 10 mile run.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.