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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I hit the frig after sex

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.