in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.