Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I hit the frig after sex

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I scratch and sniff.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.