When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Tear up when I poop

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.