Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

i masturbate with my feet

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.