- Things You Think Only You Do

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I chew my ice cream.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.