check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I was the real Stig...

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.