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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Courtesy flush.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.