- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Stab myself on a daily basis

I chew my ice cream.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I mean Diana Ross.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.