Be a loner at school

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Courtesy flush.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.