- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Poo really loud

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I Masturbate Daily.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

k. everyone

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.