Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.