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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.