I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Tear up when I poop

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.