I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.