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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.