Being fat

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.