When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I chew my ice cream.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Sleep with pillow between legs

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I mean Diana Ross.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.