I chew my ice cream.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.