- Things You Think Only You Do

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.