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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.