i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I was the real Stig...

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Go for a 10 mile run.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.