after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.