- Things You Think Only You Do

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.