When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I mean Diana Ross.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.