You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.