- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

fall asleep in the shower.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.