I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Use my phone to see what time it is

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I scratch and sniff.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I mean Diana Ross.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.