Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Tear up when I poop

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.