Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.