You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.