- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.