after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.