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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Be a loner at school
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.