- Things You Think Only You Do

I mean Diana Ross.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I used to eat bath bubbles

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.