- Things You Think Only You Do

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I read the down voted posts

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.