Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.