- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I sleep in my underpants every single night

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.