When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.