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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

i masturbate with my feet

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.