I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Tear up when I poop

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.