- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.