- Things You Think Only You Do

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.