I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.