- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I read the down voted posts

Justin Beiber is a woman

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.