Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Be a loner at school

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I cant ride a bike

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.