Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Be a loner at school

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I read the down voted posts

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.