I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.