Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.