I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.