I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I gotta get down of Friday

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I was the real Stig...

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

The older I get the more honest I get

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.