Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Poo really loud

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.