- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

i masturbate with my feet

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.