Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.