When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.