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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Sometimes I toot.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.