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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I cant ride a bike
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.