- Things You Think Only You Do

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.