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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.