- Things You Think Only You Do

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.