get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I scratch and sniff.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes I toot.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.