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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Poo really loud
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Courtesy flush.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.