- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.