I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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fap

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Courtesy flush.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.