- Things You Think Only You Do

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.