When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.