Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I gotta get down of Friday

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.