- Things You Think Only You Do

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have a phobia of incest

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Pee in the shower

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.