Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.