- Things You Think Only You Do

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.