- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.