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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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I cant ride a bike
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Poo really loud
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.