When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.