Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.