Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.