- Things You Think Only You Do

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.