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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Be a loner at school
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.