Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Ur mum

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.