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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes I toot.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.