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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.