- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I toot.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Tear up when I poop

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.