Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.