look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I hit the frig after sex

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.