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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.