Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.