Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Mayada stupid

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.