Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Tear up when I poop

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.