Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.