Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Tear up when I poop

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.