Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Be a loner at school

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.