Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Poo really loud

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.