always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.