- Things You Think Only You Do

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.