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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.