When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.