- Things You Think Only You Do

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

-2

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

-2

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

-14

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Things You Think Only You Do