- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I chew my ice cream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.