I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes I toot.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I mean Diana Ross.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.