When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.