Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Only use the left earphone.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.