- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I read the down voted posts

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.