When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.