I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Save more than once on your favourite game.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Be a loner at school

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Justin Beiber is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.