Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.