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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.