When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.