when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.