- Things You Think Only You Do

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.