- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I read the down voted posts

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.