Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.