You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.