When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.