Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

blink

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.