Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

pull out a flies wings and let it go

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.