- Things You Think Only You Do

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.