I rehearse arguments in my head.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Go for a 10 mile run.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.