Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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make south park refferences every day

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.