I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I hit the frig after sex

Save more than once on your favourite game.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Things You Think Only You Do

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