- Things You Think Only You Do

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I hit the frig after sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.