Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.