When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

blink

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Only use the left earphone.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.