- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

blink

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Only use the left earphone.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.