- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I was the real Stig...

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.