in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.