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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.