- Things You Think Only You Do

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I toot.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.