- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Being fat

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I gotta get down of Friday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.