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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.