It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.