When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.