after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.