- Things You Think Only You Do

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I hold my breath in elevators

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.