When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.