Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.