When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Ur mum

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.