When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.