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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Ur mum
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.