When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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i masturbate with my feet

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.