Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.