Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.