I hit the frig after sex

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes I toot.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.