Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I used to eat bath bubbles

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.