feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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make south park refferences every day

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.