I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.