- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.