- Things You Think Only You Do

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Only use the left earphone.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.