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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.