- Things You Think Only You Do

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I used to eat bath bubbles

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.