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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I Masturbate Daily.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

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