I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.