- Things You Think Only You Do

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.