make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Smoking in the shower.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.