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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I hit the frig after sex
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I scratch and sniff.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.