If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I chew my ice cream.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.