- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.