Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.