I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.