Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.