I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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make south park refferences every day

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.