whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.