in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.