I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.