Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I read the down voted posts

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.