- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I don't read the terms of service.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.