- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Courtesy flush.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Only use the left earphone.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Believing in the kindness of strangers

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.