- Things You Think Only You Do

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.