- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.