If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I scratch and sniff.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.