Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Courtesy flush.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.