Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking your life is a movie...

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

The older I get the more honest I get

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.