- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.