Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I read the down voted posts

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.