- Things You Think Only You Do

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I **** with no hands.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.