- Things You Think Only You Do

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.