When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I scratch and sniff.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.