When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I mean Diana Ross.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.