I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -40

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

thumb_up thumb_down -40

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

thumb_up thumb_down -42

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I rehearse arguments in my head.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

thumb_up thumb_down -58

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.