I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Make up a song to yourself.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.