Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Only use the left earphone.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.