If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

thumb_up thumb_down

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I scratch and sniff.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.