Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

listen to madonnas new album

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.