- Things You Think Only You Do

Smoking in the shower.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Ur mum

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

try to give your friends spirit animals

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.