- Things You Think Only You Do

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I don't read the terms of service.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.