- Things You Think Only You Do

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.