after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I cant ride a bike

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.