Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.