looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I mean Diana Ross.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.