Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.