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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.