I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Be a loner at school

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.