I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I always think I have special powers

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.