- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.