- Things You Think Only You Do

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.