I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make up a song to yourself.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.