- Things You Think Only You Do

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.