I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I chew my ice cream.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Do somthing only you do

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.