If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.