right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.