If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.