- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.