I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Picking my nose.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.