When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I chew my ice cream.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.