- Things You Think Only You Do

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.