Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I scratch and sniff.

I always think I have special powers

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.