You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.