- Things You Think Only You Do

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Ur mum

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Courtesy flush.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.