- Things You Think Only You Do

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I hit the frig after sex

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.