- Things You Think Only You Do

the power to regenerate your appendix

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.