- Things You Think Only You Do

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.