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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.