Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.