- Things You Think Only You Do

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.