Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.