You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.