I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make up a song to yourself.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.