- Things You Think Only You Do

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

fap

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Courtesy flush.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.