Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Being fat

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.