I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.