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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.