When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.