When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I chew my ice cream.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.