- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.