Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.