Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Pee in the shower

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Mayada stupid

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.