- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Courtesy flush.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.