I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.