When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I hit the frig after sex

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes I toot.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.