When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.