Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.