- Things You Think Only You Do

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Picking my nose.

I Masturbate Daily.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

i masturbate with my feet

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.