Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.