- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.