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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.