- Things You Think Only You Do

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do