When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.