While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

fap

Courtesy flush.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.