Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.