- Things You Think Only You Do

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.