- Things You Think Only You Do

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.