jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Being fat

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.