put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I scratch and sniff.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.