- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make up a song to yourself.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I chew my ice cream.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.