- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Tear up when I poop

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I cant ride a bike

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.