Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.