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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Make up a song to yourself.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.