carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I have a phobia of incest

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.