- Things You Think Only You Do

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.