Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I cant ride a bike

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I don't read the terms of service.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.