- Things You Think Only You Do

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.