- Things You Think Only You Do

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.