Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.