jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Being fat

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.