- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.