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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.