- Things You Think Only You Do

I gotta get down of Friday

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I hit the frig after sex

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.