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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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I scratch and sniff.
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I always think I have special powers
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.