- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.