Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I gotta get down of Friday

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.