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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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I read the down voted posts
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I don't read the terms of service.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.