- Things You Think Only You Do

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.