- Things You Think Only You Do

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.