I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.