- Things You Think Only You Do

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I don't read the terms of service.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Courtesy flush.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Picking my nose.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.