- Things You Think Only You Do

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.