When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.