Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.