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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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fap
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Courtesy flush.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Only use the left earphone.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.