- Things You Think Only You Do

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Sitting down in the shower

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Thinking your life is a movie...

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.