when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I lift my butt when I'm farting

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Sitting down in the shower

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being fat

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.