Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I hit the frig after sex

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.