- Things You Think Only You Do

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Mayada stupid

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Mayada stupid

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do