- Things You Think Only You Do

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Sleep with pillow between legs

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.