make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Use my phone to see what time it is

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Mayada stupid

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.