- Things You Think Only You Do

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Use my phone to see what time it is

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.