- Things You Think Only You Do

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.