- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I used to eat bath bubbles

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.