- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.