- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.