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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.