Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.