I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.