Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

pull out a flies wings and let it go

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Do somthing only you do

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.