getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

try to give your friends spirit animals

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.