when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Sitting down in the shower

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Being fat

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

i masturbate with my feet

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I was the real Stig...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.