- Things You Think Only You Do

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I hold my breath in elevators

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.