I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I cant ride a bike

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Courtesy flush.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sitting down in the shower

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.