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Mayada stupid
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.