in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.