I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.