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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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I don't read the terms of service.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.