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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.