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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Mayada stupid
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.