I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I cant ride a bike

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.