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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I was the real Stig...
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.