When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Sitting down in the shower

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Being fat

i masturbate with my feet

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.