- Things You Think Only You Do

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.