I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.