I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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i masturbate with my feet

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.