- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.