- Things You Think Only You Do

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Make up a song to yourself.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.