- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I don't read the terms of service.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Being fat

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.