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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Mayada stupid
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.