- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.