i masturbate with my feet

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I was the real Stig...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.