When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.