Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Thinking your life is a movie...

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.