Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Ur mum

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Only use the left earphone.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.