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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.