Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.