- Things You Think Only You Do

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.