- Things You Think Only You Do

I chew my ice cream.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.