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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.