- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.