- Things You Think Only You Do

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.