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Picking my nose.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.