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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.