You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.