When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.