look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.