- Things You Think Only You Do

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Stab myself on a daily basis

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I chew my ice cream.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.