sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Ur mum

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.