- Things You Think Only You Do

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Courtesy flush.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I Masturbate Daily.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.