- Things You Think Only You Do

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.