Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I always think I have special powers

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I scratch and sniff.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.