Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.