look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Sleep with pillow between legs

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.