- Things You Think Only You Do

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Sitting down in the shower

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.