Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.