I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.