- Things You Think Only You Do

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.