- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Ur mum

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I rehearse arguments in my head.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Courtesy flush.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.