Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

fall asleep in the shower.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.