Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.