- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.