- Things You Think Only You Do

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Things You Think Only You Do