You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.