Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Be a loner at school

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I read the down voted posts

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.