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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.