Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.