feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.