- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Sleep with pillow between legs

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.