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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I have a phobia of incest
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.