Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I cant ride a bike

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.