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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Picking my nose.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Only use the left earphone.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.