fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Ur mum

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.