- Things You Think Only You Do

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

-87

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

-93

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

-97

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

-107

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

-113

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

+60

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

+36

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

+26

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

+22

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

+20

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

+20

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

+18

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

+14

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

+12

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

+8

Stab myself on a daily basis

+6

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

+6

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

+4

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

+4

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

+2

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

+2

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

+2

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Things You Think Only You Do

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Things You Think Only You Do

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"