- Things You Think Only You Do

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.