Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -50

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

thumb_up thumb_down -56

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

thumb_up thumb_down -60

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -72

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.