Sleep with pillow between legs

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Be a loner at school

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.