- Things You Think Only You Do

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I think Frozen is an overrated film

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Being fat

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Sitting down in the shower

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.