When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.