When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

fall asleep in the shower.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.