See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Ur mum

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Only use the left earphone.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Picking my nose.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.