I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.