Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I have a phobia of incest

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.