- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I cant ride a bike

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.