always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.