I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Be a loner at school

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.