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Tattoo Failure
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Ur mum
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Courtesy flush.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.