- Things You Think Only You Do

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.