- Things You Think Only You Do

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Sleep with pillow between legs

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.