Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.