- Things You Think Only You Do

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I hold my breath in elevators

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I don't read the terms of service.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.