rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I **** with no hands.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I have a phobia of incest

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.