I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Picking my nose.

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Sitting down in the shower

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.