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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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I scratch and sniff.
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I always think I have special powers
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.