Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.