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I gotta get down of Friday
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Mayada stupid
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.