- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.