Make up a song to yourself.

The older I get the more honest I get

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.