If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Mayada stupid

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.