- Things You Think Only You Do

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

listen to madonnas new album

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

make south park refferences every day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.