Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

try to give your friends spirit animals

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.