Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Courtesy flush.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.