Picking my nose.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Sitting down in the shower

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Thinking your life is a movie...

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.