rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I **** with no hands.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I have a phobia of incest

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.