Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Being fat

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I **** with no hands.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.