shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.