- Things You Think Only You Do

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.