Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Think about breathing...

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I **** with no hands.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.