Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Courtesy flush.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.