I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.