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Use my phone to see what time it is
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.