Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.