Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I was the real Stig...

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I hit the frig after sex

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.