Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.