i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.