Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Ur mum

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.