- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.