Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Courtesy flush.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I Masturbate Daily.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

try to give your friends spirit animals

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I gotta get down of Friday

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.