- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.