When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I **** with no hands.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.