masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.