- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't read the terms of service.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

listen to madonnas new album

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.