- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I don't read the terms of service.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Only use the left earphone.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.