- Things You Think Only You Do

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

The older I get the more honest I get

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.