When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.