- Things You Think Only You Do

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I used to eat bath bubbles

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.