Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.