Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.