I wonder if sport games are rigged?

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I piss in the bed every night

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.