Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.