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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.