I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.