- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.