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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Only use the left earphone.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Being fat

try to give your friends spirit animals

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.