Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.