- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I mean Diana Ross.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.