Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.