in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.