I cant ride a bike

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Think about breathing...

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.