- Things You Think Only You Do

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I cant ride a bike

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Smoking in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.