Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Sometimes I toot.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.