- Things You Think Only You Do

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes I toot.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.