- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes I toot.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.