Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

the power to regenerate your appendix

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Only use the left earphone.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.