- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Be a loner at school

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I used to eat bath bubbles

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.