When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.