When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.