I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.