Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I hit the frig after sex

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.