I sleep in my underpants every single night

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I hit the frig after sex

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.