- Things You Think Only You Do

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I chew my ice cream.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.