When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.