I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I used to eat bath bubbles

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

listen to madonnas new album

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.