Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.