- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.