think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sometimes I toot.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.