- Things You Think Only You Do

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.