- Things You Think Only You Do

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I **** with no hands.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.