When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.