Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.