- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I have a phobia of incest

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I hit the frig after sex

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.