- Things You Think Only You Do

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I cant ride a bike

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.