Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.