- Things You Think Only You Do

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Ur mum

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.