Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.