poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.