I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.