When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.