I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.