I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.