Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

I was the real Stig...

thumb_up thumb_down -95

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

thumb_up thumb_down -105

I have a phobia of incest

thumb_up thumb_down -121

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

thumb_up thumb_down -123

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

thumb_up thumb_down -127

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Use my phone to see what time it is

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.