- Things You Think Only You Do

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.