Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.