I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Sometimes I toot.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.