like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.