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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I was the real Stig...
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.