when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.