- Things You Think Only You Do

I cant ride a bike

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.