trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I **** with no hands.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.