- Things You Think Only You Do

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Stab myself on a daily basis

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.