Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I hold my breath in elevators

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.