When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Sleep with pillow between legs

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.