- Things You Think Only You Do

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sleep with pillow between legs

Try stick to something but fail in the end

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.