try to give your friends spirit animals

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Sitting down in the shower

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.