Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.