- Things You Think Only You Do

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Smoking in the shower.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Ur mum

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.