- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.