I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I chew my ice cream.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.