- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I chew my ice cream.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.