- Things You Think Only You Do

Smoking in the shower.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.