- Things You Think Only You Do

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I hold my breath in elevators

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.