i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Thinking your life is a movie...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I was the real Stig...

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.