- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.