- Things You Think Only You Do

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.