When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.