Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.