I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I was the real Stig...

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.