When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.