- Things You Think Only You Do

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

I have a phobia of incest

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.