I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.