- Things You Think Only You Do

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.