Only use the left earphone.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.