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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.