- Things You Think Only You Do

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.