Only use the left earphone.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.