When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

the power to regenerate your appendix

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

only read the short jokes on this website

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.