Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I hit the frig after sex

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.