Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.