When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.