Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.