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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.