close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.