Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.