- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.