- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Only use the left earphone.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Sitting down in the shower

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.