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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.