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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.