- Things You Think Only You Do

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I Masturbate Daily.

Picking my nose.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

i masturbate with my feet

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.