- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Smoking in the shower.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.