When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.