You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Courtesy flush.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Believing in the kindness of strangers

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.