If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.