You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.