I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sitting down in the shower

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.