- Things You Think Only You Do

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.