When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I hold my breath in elevators

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I lift my butt when I'm farting

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.