When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.