When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.