- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.