Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.