- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Sleep with pillow between legs

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.