Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.