Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I hold my breath in elevators

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I cant ride a bike

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I don't read the terms of service.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.