Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I read the down voted posts

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.