I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I scratch and sniff.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.