sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.