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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.