Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.