- Things You Think Only You Do

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Sitting down in the shower

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.