- Things You Think Only You Do

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I Masturbate Daily.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Picking my nose.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

i masturbate with my feet

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.