never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.