I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.