cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.