Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.