- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

only read the short jokes on this website

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.