you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

incognito mode on google chrome

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.