- Things You Think Only You Do

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Pee in the shower.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.