Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.