- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.