Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.