Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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hallo

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.