while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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thumb down this post

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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misread flashlight

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.