mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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thumb down this post

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.