Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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thumb down this post

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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misread flashlight

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.