When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.