In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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misread flashlight

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.