Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.