Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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thumb down this post

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.