Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.