from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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misread flashlight

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.