If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.