When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Breathe.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.