tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

thumb_up thumb_down +144

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

thumb_up thumb_down -178

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +34

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -123

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

thumb_up thumb_down -92

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

thumb_up thumb_down -25

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.