misread flashlight

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.