tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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misread flashlight

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.