I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.