Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.