Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

misread flashlight

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

RAPE CHILDREN

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.