If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Breathe.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.