losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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fart

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I pee in the shower.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.