When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pee in the shower.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.