Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I pee in the shower.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.