invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Breathe.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.