Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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misread flashlight

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.