Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.