Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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misread flashlight

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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im going to rape that girl

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.