Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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im going to rape that girl

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I pee in the shower.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.