Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.