Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I pee in the shower.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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fap

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.