I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Reading the terms of service :O....

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.