I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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im going to rape that girl

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.