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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

fart

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

when you bleed you suck your own blood

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.