Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.