if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.