trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.