When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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im going to rape that girl

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.