Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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fap

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I pee in the shower.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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conundrum.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Breathe.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.