avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Breathe.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Dancing while hoovering

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.