I sleep in the nude.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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im going to rape that girl

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.