I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I sleep in the nude.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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im going to rape that girl

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.