Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I sleep in the nude.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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fart

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.