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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

RAPE CHILDREN

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.