if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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im going to rape that girl

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.