whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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im going to rape that girl

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hallo

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.