Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Dancing while hoovering

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.