Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Breathe.

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I pee in the shower.

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conundrum.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.