I sleep in the nude.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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im going to rape that girl

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.