Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Dancing while hoovering

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im going to rape that girl

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.