When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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fart

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.