I really enjoy self-pity.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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pick your nose and eat it

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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fap

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I know how to type a ¿

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.