you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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hallo

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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pick your nose and eat it

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.