Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.