every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I know how to type a ¿

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I pee in the shower.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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conundrum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.