I know how to type a ¿

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.