Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Dancing while hoovering

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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conundrum.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.