When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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ASMR

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.