When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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conundrum.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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ASMR

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.