When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.