Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.