Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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conundrum.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.