pick your nose and eat it

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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conundrum.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.