When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.