Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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conundrum.

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ASMR

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.