Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.