When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.