When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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ASMR

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.