When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.