You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.