I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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ASMR

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.