When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.