Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.