My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.