When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.