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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.