wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.