I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I can see a magic eye image

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.