sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.