You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.