"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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shag your mom

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.