- Things You Think Only You Do

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.