Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.