When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.