I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.