Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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shag your mom

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.