On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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shag your mom

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.