Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.