getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.