Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.