avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.