My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.