- Things You Think Only You Do

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.