When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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shag your mom

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.