Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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I like to poo while smoking.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.