run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.