You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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shag your mom

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.