Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.