Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.