Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.