Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.