being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.