Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.