act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.