Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.