wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.