go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.