I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.