popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.