Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +49

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

thumb_up thumb_down -38

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.