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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B
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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving
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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!
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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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