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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I really like taking shits.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.