When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I really like taking shits.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.