I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I really like taking shits.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.