Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I can see a magic eye image

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.