When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

I really like taking shits.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.