I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.