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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming
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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.
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I like to poo while smoking.
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.