When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

I like to poo while smoking.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.