I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.