When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.