Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.