A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Go outside and pee.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.