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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.