I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.