I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.