Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.