Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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smoke marijuana

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.