After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.