Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.