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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.