Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.