When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.