I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.