Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.