i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.