When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.