Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.