Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.