Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.