Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.