Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.