Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.