Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

thumb_up thumb_down -71

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

thumb_up thumb_down -61

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

thumb_up thumb_down +52

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Think of numbers as male or female.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

thumb_up thumb_down -108

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

thumb_up thumb_down -138

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

thumb_up thumb_down +10

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.