I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.