Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.