Think of numbers as male or female.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Pee in the shower.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.