When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.