Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.