i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.