Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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smoke marijuana

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.