When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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smoke marijuana

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.