clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.