Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.