When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.