At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Say what even when u heard someone

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smoke marijuana

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.