Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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smoke marijuana

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.