Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.