When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.