Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.