Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.