Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.