Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Pee in the shower.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.