When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.