Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

bounce when your tip toeing.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I always cry when I pray.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.