When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I always think I have special powers

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.