in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

bounce when your tip toeing.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I always cry when I pray.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.