in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I always cry when I pray.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I always think I have special powers

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.