Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I always cry when I pray.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.