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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.