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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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I always cry when I pray.
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.
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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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I always think I have special powers
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.