Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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smoke marijuana

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.