Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Pee in the shower.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.