When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.