Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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smoke marijuana

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.