Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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being super bored at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.