I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.