When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.