Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Pee in the shower.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.