Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Pee in the shower.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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jack off

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.