when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I always cry when I pray.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.