say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Pee in the shower.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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sit in the shower

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.