While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Fart at home

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.