When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.