Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.