Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.