Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.